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C2C crochet f-bomb pattern

ByMelissa Hassler

This mini C2C crochet f-bomb pattern is a funny little square for crochet humor lovers! The cheeky design works up quickly and can be used for pillows, tote bags, wall hangings, coasters, gag gifts, and craft room decor.

C2C crochet f-bomb pattern details

Here’s a quick overview of the materials, sizing, gauge, and pattern notes before you begin.

Skill level

Advanced beginners. This mini square is made using the C2C crochet method and it involves color changes.  

Materials needed

  • Crochet Hook Size: G-6 4 mm
  • Yarn: Worsted weight yarn. I used Lion Brand Yarns 24/7 Cotton in white, black, and red.
  • Yarn needle: Use this to weave in your ends.
  • Scissors: Use scissors to fasten off your yarn.
  • Stitch marker(s): Optional. Use these to help keep track of your stitches. 

Finished size

The finished square measures 5 x 5 inches (13 x 13 cm).

Gauge

8 squares (ch 3 + 3 dc) = 4 inches (10 cm)

Crochet abbreviations

  • dc = double crochet
  • sc = single crochet
  • ch/chs = chain/chains
  • st/sts = stitch/stitches
  • sl st = slip stitch

Pattern notes

  • The panel is made in the C2C technique. You make “blocks” in diagonal rows starting in the bottom right corner and ending in the top left corner.
  • Each block is made of a chain 3 + 3 double crochet.
  • Chain 6 to start a new row and chain 3 to start a new block.
  • You can follow the graph or the written pattern.
  • The written pattern tells you how many blocks to make of each color and in what order.
  • ↙ You are working on the “right side”.
  • ↗ You are working on the “wrong side”. 
  • The pattern is written in US terms.

Free C2C crochet f-bomb pattern instructions

Crochet the f bomb square following the picture graph or the written pattern.

Graph

Download the f bomb square picture graph.

Written instructions

↙ Row 1: white x 1 (1 block) 
↗ Row 2: white x 2 (2 blocks) 
↙ Row 3: white x 3 (3 blocks) 
↗ Row 4: white x 1, black x 2, white x 1 (4 blocks) 
↙ Row 5: white x 1, black x 3, white x 1 (5 blocks) 
↗ Row 6: white x 1, black x 4, white x 1 (6 blocks) 
↙ Row 7: white x 1, black x 2, white x 1, black x 2, white x 1 (7 blocks) 
↗ Row 8: white x 1, black x 1, white x 2, black x 2, white x 2 (8 blocks) 
↙ Row 9: white x 2, black x 1, white x 1, black x 1, white x 1, black x 1, white x 2 (9 blocks) 
Corner: Start decreasing on both ends 
↗ Row 10: white x 1, black x 2, white x 2, black x 1, white x 2 (8 blocks) 
↙ Row 11: white x 2, black x 1, white x 1, black x 2, white x 1 (7 blocks) 
↗ Row 12: white x 1, black x 3, red x 2 (6 blocks) 
↙ Row 13: white x 2, black x 2, white x 1 (5 blocks) 
↗ Row 14: white x 4 (4 blocks) 
↙ Row 15: white x 3 (3 blocks) 
↗ Row 16: white x 2 (2 blocks) 
↙ Row 17: white x 1 (1 block) 

Adding the border

Make 2 sc in each square along the sides and in each corner square make (2 sc, ch 2, 2 sc).

Finishing

Fasten off and then weave in all of your ends. Block if desired.

Lovable Loops free f bomb mini C2C crochet square pattern

Printable version

View this crochet pattern in my Etsy shop: Crochet F Bomb Pattern

C2C video tutorial

Need C2C help? I have a step by step C2C tutorial for my mini heart square on my YouTube channel.

Youtube video

More free C2C crochet patterns

You can use this mini panel on its own or combine it with other designs from my collection of free C2C crochet patterns. For help with abbreviations, notes, and repeat symbols, check out my beginner guide on how to read a crochet pattern.

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📌 Don’t forget to pin this pattern for later!
Happy crocheting! 🧶
— Melissa