Crochet F Bomb Pattern
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Hello, crochet enthusiasts with a sense of humor! I’m excited to introduce you to my latest creation, the crochet F bomb pattern.
Yes, you read that right – it’s a playful and free f bomb crochet pattern that’s as cheeky as it is easy to make.
Crafting this crochet masterpiece is not only a lot of fun but also beginner-friendly, making it a perfect choice for those starting their crochet journey.
To ensure everyone can follow along, I’ve included a comprehensive video tutorial.
Now, you might wonder, why crochet an F-bomb? Well, it’s all about adding a touch of humor and a conversation starter to your crochet projects.
You can use it as a quirky gift, a unique decoration, or simply as a lighthearted addition to your crochet gifts.
So, if you’re ready to explore easy crochet patterns that are both entertaining and beginner-friendly, grab your crochet hook and yarn.
Let’s embark on a creative journey that’s bound to bring smiles and laughter along the way. Get ready to crochet your very own F-bomb!
Crochet F Bomb Pattern Information

Skill Level
Beginner. This pattern uses basic crochet stitches in basic form and in simple repeats.
Project Materials
- H/5 mm crochet hook (f-bomb)
- 4.5 mm crochet hook (letter “f”)
- poly fil
- tapestry needles
- stitch markers
- worsted weight yarn in gray, white & red
Pattern Notes
- Instructions between two asterisks (*) should be repeated for the remainder of the round.
- f-bomb is worked in the round
- The letter “f” is worked flat
Terms & Abbreviations
- sc = single crochet stitches
- hdc = half double crochet
- dc = double crochet
- blo = back loop only
- flo = front loop only
- st = stitch
- sts = stitches
- sl st = slip stitch
- ch = chain
- chs = chains
- rnd = round
- rnds = rounds
- rem = remaining
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Crochet F Bomb Pattern Instructions
H/5 mm crochet hook & gray yarn
Rnd 1: magic circle, ch 1, 7 hdc, join (7 stitches)
Rnd 2: ch 2, 2 hdc in each st, join (14 stitches)
Rnd 3: work blo ch 2, hdc in each st, join (14 stitches)
Rnd 4: ch 2, hdc in each st, join (14 stitches)
Rnd 5: work flo ch 2, *2 hdc, hdc in next st*, join (21 stitches)
Rnd 6: ch 2, *2 hdc, hdc in next 2 sts*, join (28 stitches)
Rnd 7: ch 2, *2 hdc, hdc in next 3 sts*, join (35 stitches)

Rnd 8: ch 2, *2 hdc, hdc in next 4 sts*, join (42 stitches)
Rnds 9- 14: ch 2, hdc in each st, join (42 stitches)

Rnd 15: ch 2, *hdc2tog, hdc in 4*, join (35 stitches)
Rnd 16: ch 2, *hdc2tog, hdc in 3*, join (28 stitches)
Rnd 17: ch 2, *hdc2tog, hdc in 2*, join (21 stitches)
At this point you will want to stop and scroll down for the fuse and letter “F” patterns.
After you make the fuse and the “F”, sew them onto the bomb and then continue on to round 18 of the bomb.

Rnd 18: ch 2, *hdc2tog, hdc in 1*, join (14 stitches)

Fill the bomb with poly fil.

Rnd 19: ch 2, *hdc2tog*, join (7 stitches)
Rnd 20: ch 2, *hdc2tog*, join (1 stitch)
Fasten off and leave a long tail to sew the bomb shut.
Letter “F” Pattern
4.5 mm crochet hook & white yarn
Step 1
ch 25, sc in 2nd ch from hook and in each rem ch, turn (24 stitches)
Step 2
ch 2, hdc in 10 sts (from here you will start step 3)
Step 3
ch 6, dc in the 3rd ch from the hook and dc in each of the rem 3 chs (you have made the bottom “branch” of the letter “F”


Step 4
Join with a sl st to the 10th hdc that you made before you made the ch 6.

Step 5
hdc in the next 4 sts
Step 6
In the next 6 sts you will hdc2tog three times (this will create the corner of the letter “F”)
Step 7
hdc in the remaining 4 sts and fasten off leaving a long tail to sew onto bomb

Fuse Pattern
4.5 mm crochet hook & white yarn
Step 1
ch 18, join the red yarn and ch 6 more

Step 2
sc in the 2nd ch from the hook. In the rem 4 red chs work: hdc, dc, hdc, sc.
Fasten off the red and white yarn and weave in the ends.

Attach the fuse to the top of the bomb.

